Corrie weekly awards for October 16

Dubious Taste in Women award: Dev Alahan. Hand it to him on a plate, he'll not say no.

Parents' Worst Nightmare: Carrying your unconscious child to an ambulance or hospital.

Pants on Fire award: Liz set up the whole business with Tom Ridley and the suspect pint!

Dream Team award: More like a nightmare but rejecting Kirk is like kicking a puppy, isn't it?

Common Sense fail: I understand Chesney was shocked and upset to hear about Katy but he barrelled out of the hospital room in a backless hospital shirt. In my mind, Sinead ran down the corridor after him waving his trousers.

Musical Ambiance: Mary singing Miserable Lie by The Smiths while Angie pretended she had a job offer back in Capetown.

Lines of the week:
Daniel "It's hard loving someone who doesn't love you back. Worst feeling in the world"
Mary "It can't be easy for Angie, relocating with a small baby in tow" Norris "Not to mention an over zealous mother-in-law" Mary "You make it sound like a bad thing"
Jude to Angie "You're getting a persecution complex, it's not a good look"
Tim to Kirk at the dart board "Can I play?" Kirk "I'd rather play with meself" (how do they get away with these lines!!!?)
Sally "Don't speak ill of the dead...at least not for a month or two"
Mary "Some lines need to be crossed"
Sally "This is my campaign HQ not a knocking shop!"
Tracy "History should stay where it belongs and that is in the past"
Tracy to Sinead "If I had to listen to you wittering on about soap, I'd chuck myself in the Irwell" Daniel passing by "What would be the point of that? Witches float, don't they?"

Tvor (Twitter @tvordlj)